Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (and I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional) Lyrics

Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I.
Got nothing to say (got nothing to say)
but if you pay me I can play the fool.

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.

Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was
taking time for the things you love?
But now you’ve got to humour all these fools.

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.

If you need me I’m your man.
But you don’t wanna see me mad.
Oh! No! We don’t care!
You’re a pro and it’s no surprise, yeah.
Oh! No! We don’t care!

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.